Rejected title arcs for the forthcoming ‘Star Wars’ sequels

Posted on Nov 8, 2014 in The Obligatory Blog | No Comments
Rejected title arcs for the forthcoming ‘Star Wars’ sequels

An unsuccessful McSweeney’s List submission from August 2013, but probably worthy of a post now that the force has, umm, awakened…

Episode VII: Two Suns, One Planet
Episode VIII: The Sarlacc Lashes Out
Episode IX: Regurgitation of the Padawan

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Episode VII: Cloud Cover
Episode VIII: Clash of the Scoundrels
Episode IX: The Resignation of Lobot

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Episode VII: RWWRONGG!!! (A Wookie’s Lament)
Episode VIII: The Body Lice Offensive
Episode IX: Reluctance of the Ewoks

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Episode VII: A Spicy Dilemma
Episode VIII: Showdown on the Kessel Run
Episode IX: Rebirth of the Trade Federation

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Episode VII: The Thyroid Paradox
Episode VIII: Crisis in the Endocrine System
Episode IX: Recidivism of the Hutt

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Episode VII: An Impossible Bounty
Episode VIII: The Fiscal Siege of Coruscant
Episode IX: Revolution of the Fetts

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Episode VII: The Parsec Directive
Episode VIII: Force Fight at Ferenginar
Episode IX: Redaction of the Canons

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