I went to Galle dreaming of iconic Dutch forts and a famous Aussie victory.

Instead, I saw Rangana ‘Hamburgers’ Herath bamboozle the Aussie bats so completely that Adam Voges felt compelled to play the only reverse sweep of his career. It was unedifying for all concerned, unless you were supporting Sri Lanka, in which case hilarity ensued.

Still, I regret nothing and would do it all again tomorrow. The Roar were kind enough to publish my three-day adventure. Read on through here…